Monday, April 7, 2008

They caught the Porn Bandit!

Yes, you see, the coaches were mystified as to why they would come in to work in the morning and the printer in their classroom would be out of paper. Until, one day, they plugged in paper, and porn, well, scantily clad pictures, came pouring out. Lots of it.

Today, they finally caught the young perpetrator in the act. Of course, he says he didn't do it. And the coach who caught him said our young Porn Bandit was logged in under the coach's username, which might lead to some dicey times for the coach, as downloading and printing inappropriate materials is a firing offense in The District.

In other news, I have written up not one, but two students today for accessing Bebo instead of doing her project. Not sure what happened to the first student; the second one is being expelled. I feel a little guilty over that, but I'm not the person who chose to expell her (that was the Assistant Principal) and I'm not the one who chose to violate the behavior compact she signed when she came here (that was all her). I suspect, if this hadn't landed on the AP's desk when he was dealing with the porn bandit, she might have gotten a more lenient response...

Oh, wait, what's this? An announcement for the first student to come to the office? Apparently equal punishment is being meted out for equal offenses. Wahoo!

I should just be grateful I have an AP who believes in consequences. And who told me, after bringing him the second referral of the day, while he was still dealing with the Porn Bandit, "Thank you, you're doing your job."

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